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Farmer Crazy
« on: March 26, 2017, 08:14:29 AM »
« Last Edit: March 26, 2017, 01:55:20 PM by madmax »
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2017, 08:50:12 AM »
Guess I'm going to have to break down and get a facebook page.....one day. I cant see it.

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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2017, 08:52:14 AM »
Sorry.  I thought I got the YouTube  URL.  You can delete and I'll try again sometime.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving pretty with a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways in a cloud of smoke, thouroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride!" 
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2017, 08:56:57 AM »
This is not the bat-sh!t crazy farmer you are looking for.  Move along.
I guess he'd rather be in Colorado.
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2017, 09:04:35 AM »
Sorry.  I thought I got the YouTube  URL.  You can delete and I'll try again sometime.

Using that info I tried to search you tube, was it one of these?

Crazy farmer bails himself
   "        " trains pigs to dive off 3 meter board....there's lots of crazy farmer videos.

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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2017, 10:20:40 AM »
So does that imply there are a lot of crazy farmers or just a few who make a lot of videos? 
I guess he'd rather be in Colorado.
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2017, 01:52:00 PM »
Too broad of a subject......ALL farmers are crazy!  :crazy: :popcorn:
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2017, 01:55:44 PM »
Fixed it.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving pretty with a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways in a cloud of smoke, thouroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride!" 
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2017, 05:55:51 PM »
All of you probably realize that this is just a joke.  Get in a baler that is processing a bale and you are a dead man.  It is cute though.   :-*
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2017, 04:45:00 AM »
same can be said for combines

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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2017, 05:15:23 AM »
My Dad got me a "job" throwing bales one summer.  I was a skinny little guy among pretty much the entire HS wrestling team.  I'ld rather shovel zhit than throw those bails up onto the trailer.  That stuff got everywhere.  Down my shirt, down my pants, in my shoes.  Sweat and itchy hay,  farmer pay, farmer hours.  Man.  Not farm fun.
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2017, 07:37:02 PM »
how bout the gummy eye buggers remember those.

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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2017, 09:10:49 PM »
My Dad got me a "job" throwing bales one summer.  I was a skinny little guy among pretty much the entire HS wrestling team.  I'ld rather shovel zhit than throw those bails up onto the trailer.  That stuff got everywhere.  Down my shirt, down my pants, in my shoes.  Sweat and itchy hay,  farmer pay, farmer hours.  Man.  Not farm fun.

My dad grew up on a ranch in New Mexico, my mom a farm in Kansas. I spent summers working for my mom's family,doing grunt work; irrigating, pulling weeds, mowing etc. It was a blast, my cousins who did it full-time thought I was crazy, but for a city kid it was better than Disneyland.
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Re: Farmer Crazy
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2017, 04:22:38 AM »
For me, it was always the forearms that got chewed up. That and the bales seemed to get heavier is about all I remember- except we got paid in cash and that was cool. I liked working in tobacco more though.