Blades and Bushlore

General Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: trentu on February 12, 2012, 05:50:45 AM

Title: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: trentu on February 12, 2012, 05:50:45 AM
No matter how bored you are do not tear apart a 100,000 volt stun gun and try to use it to build an apple cannon ignition source. I found out that the bright flash of light was not a camera flash and one cannot completely hold their bladder while being zapped.
         I awoke to the laughter of my wife and son saying, "We told you to take the battery out!" I thought their tears were of saddness and concern but noticed they were also out of breath and holding their stomachs. I hate them!
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: greyhound352 on February 12, 2012, 05:55:05 AM
Thanks for the heads up.

Sounds like you belong at one of the Florida meets with that stunt. LOL
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: C3 Knives on February 12, 2012, 08:24:17 AM
Glad you're ok.  Family can be heartless sometimes...
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Nelson on February 12, 2012, 08:26:38 AM
That may be the lesson of the day for many weeks to come..
Happy to hear you're ok.
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Wilderbeast on February 12, 2012, 08:29:13 AM
Could you try it again with a video camera rolling?

Just for science you understand.

And just for future reference a piezo igniter for a gas grill works better for a potato or apple cannon without any bladder emptying side effects.
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: trentu on February 12, 2012, 09:31:43 AM
Could you try it again with a video camera rolling?

Just for science you understand.

And just for future reference a piezo igniter for a gas grill works better for a potato or apple cannon without any bladder emptying side effects.

I do them that way but wanted to try something different. We all will be laughing about this one for awhile. LOL!!
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: trentu on February 12, 2012, 09:33:09 AM
Glad you're ok.  Family can be heartless sometimes...

The humor is all in fun with the family. They are never surprised with some things I do.
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Red on February 12, 2012, 10:58:03 AM
Glad you're ok.  Family can be heartless sometimes...

The humor is all in fun with the family. They are never surprised with some things I do.

damn!! wish i could have been there for that one man!! although, it HAS to be better than your accident last year... you should find the pics from that one :o
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: PetrifiedWood on February 12, 2012, 12:13:50 PM
I'd like to relate a story about a 1.3 amp/hour 7.2 volt battery and orthodontic braces, but the details are still fuzzy... :D
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Remo007 on February 12, 2012, 12:46:04 PM
Glad your OK! :D How's your Back after That Jolt???... :-\
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Dano on February 12, 2012, 12:56:39 PM
Man I almost lost bladder control over that one!  Sorry to hear about that one, glad you're ok!!

Back in the days of standard ignition on cars, we used to charge capacitors and then leave them laying around....that $h*t HURTS!!
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Noisemaker on February 12, 2012, 02:36:11 PM
Noted...spend the five seconds it takes to remove the battery from a stun gun before you start to take it apart.

This made me laugh my ass off.
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: trentu on February 12, 2012, 04:06:49 PM
Glad you're ok.  Family can be heartless sometimes...

The humor is all in fun with the family. They are never surprised with some things I do.

damn!! wish i could have been there for that one man!! although, it HAS to be better than your accident last year... you should find the pics from that one :o

Got them but PW said no gross pics! I read the rules!  :D
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Red on February 12, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
there is a lesson to be learned from it..
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: Barbarossa Bushman on February 13, 2012, 11:07:39 AM
I spit up my coffee when I read this and almost choked on it. Glad you're okay but next time let an in-law do it.
Title: Re: Lesson of the Day.
Post by: MATT CHAOS on February 13, 2012, 03:56:42 PM
I'm glad you are ok.  But are you sure your name is not Matt Chaos?  Because that is something that I would do.............  :P