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The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« on: May 13, 2016, 11:53:02 AM »
  Has arrived, at last....just in time for the Hillary/Trump administration!

  Gentlemen...buy 'em now before they get banned!!

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If the iron be blunt, and he do not whet the edge, then must he put to more strength: but wisdom is profitable to direct.
Ecclesiastes 10:10

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 11:58:12 AM »
For those times when what you're eating isn't quite dead yet!  Arrrgggg!
I guess he'd rather be in Colorado.
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 01:20:02 PM »
Yeah, but it looks like it would be up to the task......it's made from GRILAMID!   :hail: :shrug:
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2016, 10:10:56 PM »
Not sure why but I want one.
What a great day to be outside.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2016, 06:56:47 AM »

  Make something, anything from a knife to a jockstrap,  color it black and call it tactical,  and some fool will have to buy it,  I was at one of the big box stores the other day and they had a sale on tactical lipstick,  probably because women are smarter and they can't get rid of the stuff.
  I bet if they stuck it in hunting section of the sporting goods dept. and called it tactical cammo face paint there'd be a line of would be Rambo's fighting over the last stick,  besides, I hate sporks.   

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2016, 07:25:13 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.
At least it's not a femur through the pelvis.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2016, 07:51:45 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2016, 08:24:47 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.

I've been told by those in the know, and who really care about these things, it goes across the plate at an angle.  Pointing left or right depends on if the person sitting there is left or right handed.  You put it in the middle because it has all your utensils in one.  Oh, and the napkin is placed under the spork, over the plate.
Seriously people, stop expecting normal from me.... We all know it's never gonna happen.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2016, 08:40:24 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.

Well I hope the coffee I just spit on my keyboard doesn't do any permanent damage.  :P
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2016, 09:42:48 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.
Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who ya' are!  :hail: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2016, 10:02:27 AM »
I've always wondered... Do you put a spork on the left or the right in  proper place setting?

I lay awake at night contemplating these things.

  Niel deGrasse Tyson? I am a HUUUGE fan of yours! Will you sign my spork?
If the iron be blunt, and he do not whet the edge, then must he put to more strength: but wisdom is profitable to direct.
Ecclesiastes 10:10

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2016, 08:50:46 AM »
I have a little metal spork made by a large knife company.  If I could find the darn thing I would tell you who made it.  It is a neck spork as it is small enough to wear on a lanyard.  It's pretty good for eating beans and meat out of a shallow dish.  What it isn't is tactical, whatever the hell that means.  No hidden knife which might be handy for cutting up a good steak if you left your bushcraft knife at home.  At $7 would have bought one if I didn't already have one.

For those of you who are curious about Grilamid.

http://www.emsgrivory.com/en/products-markets/products/grilamid/grilamid-l-pa12/
 
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2016, 10:43:24 AM »
Boy.  I have to brush up on my history.  I was thinking Grilamid was some harvested hide off a Greecian mythic monster...

I think I spelled Grecian/ Greecian wrong.  Jeez. 
At least it's not a femur through the pelvis.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2016, 10:45:45 AM »
Boy.  I have to brush up on my history.  I was thinking Grilamid was some harvested hide off a Greek mythic monster...

I think that was Grendel you were thinking of.  Norse mythic monster though, not Greek. 
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2016, 11:38:18 AM »
If Grilamid is as tough as ol' Grendel's hide was, it must be good stuff! :hail:

Every nail, claw-scale and spur, every spike
and welt on the hand of that heathen brute
was like barbed steel. Everybody said
there was no honed iron hard enough
to pierce him through, no time proofed blade
that could cut his brutal blood caked claw.
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2016, 12:14:48 PM »
Body armor?
At least it's not a femur through the pelvis.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2016, 12:27:12 PM »
Wait a minute.  I thought that $500 titanium axe head-ruler-nut driver-knife-bottle opener-torque wrench was the ultimate survival tool?
I guess he'd rather be in Colorado.
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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2016, 01:07:50 PM »
Hanging from wolfy's  hammer loop.
At least it's not a femur through the pelvis.

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Re: The ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2016, 01:23:53 PM »
Oh, Chit!
I guess he'd rather be in Colorado.
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