Ok. I'll bite.
First, work on your English. Then, work on your Southern dialect. And frankly I don't think this trip is for you.
So what kind of boat do you have? What do you normally carry on multiday canoe trips?
How are you around alligators, water moccasins, coral snakes (there is no antidote), pygmy rattlers, wild boar, panthers, alligator snapping turtles, paper wasps, yellow jackets, skunks, skunk apes (FL bigfoots), meth heads, and drunk armed rednecks that don't like anybody that aren't related to them (even that isn't always peaceful.)?
Still with me? Great.
If you Spam or fish me, I'll get the federal government involved.