Nobody honks at me when I'm paddling my canoe...

[madmaxine]

...Nobody gives me the stink eye.
...Nobody gets pushy because I'm ahead of them in line.
...Nobody leaves a grocery cart in my way.
...Nobody drives too slow.
...Nobody drives too fast.
...Nobody plays music really really loud.
...Nobody cares if I'm singing.
...Nobody cares if I carry.
...Nobody cares if I don't.
...Nobody cares if I voted for Dopey.
...Nobody cares if I voted for Grumpy.
...Nobody cares if I fart.

I'm in my happy place.

[wsdstan]

I can tell that you ain't near a Walmart.

[Mannlicher]

I see you have not been on a Kracananuner group paddle in too long.