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Online madmaxine

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Nobody honks at me when I'm paddling my canoe...
« on: December 11, 2020, 03:47:10 PM »
...Nobody gives me the stink eye.
...Nobody gets pushy because I'm ahead of them in line.
...Nobody leaves a grocery cart in my way.
...Nobody drives too slow.
...Nobody drives too fast.
...Nobody plays music really really loud.
...Nobody cares if I'm singing.
...Nobody cares if I carry.
...Nobody cares if I don't.
...Nobody cares if I voted for Dopey.
...Nobody cares if I voted for Grumpy.
...Nobody cares if I fart.

I'm in my happy place.

Offline wsdstan

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Re: Nobody honks at me when I'm paddling my canoe...
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2020, 04:48:34 PM »
I can tell that you ain't near a Walmart.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns  something he can learn in no other way. 
(Mark Twain)

Offline Mannlicher

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Re: Nobody honks at me when I'm paddling my canoe...
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2020, 05:33:26 PM »
I see you have not been on a Kracananuner group paddle in too long.