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Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« on: March 01, 2013, 10:42:38 AM »
Some things are best left unspoken, but the message is still there.
There are some rather funny, and even profound sayings found on t-shirts, and drink holders.

My signature line is one of my favorites.
I have 2 favorite beer/soft drink cozies:
"I'm not lazy. I just work so fast I'm always done."
"Sarcasm is only one of my many talents."

My wife's favorite is:
"You're just jealous because the Voices only talk to ME."

My daughter's favorite sweat shirt reads:
"As a matter if fact, the world does revolve around me."

I'm sure there are some of you out there who have found a subtle way to express you attitudes.  ;)
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 10:59:40 AM »
One of my fav t-shirts has the saying:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
 
One of my fav hats is from the Life Is Good collection and has "Life Is Good" on it. I just happen to agree with that.  :-)

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 11:05:43 AM »
"I'm not lazy. I just work so fast I'm always done."

Hah! I can't say I've ever heard that one, but I like it, quite witty :P

One of my favorites, "Nobody can go back and start a new beginning. But anyone can start today, and make a new ending."
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 11:35:42 AM »
The coffee cup I use daily was given to me by my sister.   It says:
 
My Sister is like a great bra,
supportive, never leaves me hanging,
makes me look good, and is always
close to my heart. :)
 
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On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good.

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 11:39:41 AM »
I got a beer cozy when I was visiting some family in SD. It had the outline of the state with a pheasant over top of it. In big bold letters it said "Big Cock Country".
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2013, 11:42:15 AM »
My favorite t-shirt (and it is...) saying isn't so much a saying as it is inspirational motivation.

http://www.tshirtbordello.com/Trek-Yourself-T-Shirt

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2013, 12:00:13 PM »
One of mine that I like is
?Being ambiguous is almost as fun as doing this other thing"

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2013, 12:17:50 PM »
"Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corps. "

I have known plenty of people who have done the first two parts, but failed with the third.
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2013, 12:58:12 PM »
"There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."
Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved? One should wish to be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, it is much safer to be feared than loved.

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2013, 01:33:11 PM »
"There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."


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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2013, 01:42:24 PM »
The coffee cup on my desk:  "I'm on my way to a meeting to discuss what we met about at our last meeting."

T-Shirt:  "I don't have ADD, it's just that... oh, look!  a squirrel!"

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2013, 02:55:53 PM »
One of my favorites:  "Get high on mountains" funnier back in the 60's!!!

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2013, 03:06:40 PM »
The bumper sticker on our '73 rendezvousing van says, "Blow your mind....Smoke black powder" :banana:
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2013, 03:30:11 PM »
One of the gals we used to hand out with had a shirt that said,

"Quit bothering me!
I have PMS and a gun!"

There's a T-Shirt shop in town, and if you give them the artwork, a custom shirt is about as cheap as a Wal-Mart special.  So awhile back I ordered some new shirts. One of them says,

"The Word for the Day is CIXELSYD!

That's 'dyslexic' spelled backward"



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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2013, 03:32:59 PM »
"There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."
That^ is very clebber.
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2013, 04:00:32 PM »
I truly cannot say what my favorite t-shirt saying is because while this is not necessarily a "G" rated forum, I just don't think it would go over well and it sure as hell ain't PC.  However, folks loved it when I wore it into biker bars several years back.

Getting back to the coffee cup thing and the "I'm OK, you're OK" thing...........min e said "I'm OK, you're a head."  After being on my desk at work for 5 or so years, somebody finally whined and I had to take it home.
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2013, 04:02:51 PM »
Somehow or another I quoted myself which wasn't supposed to happen.  Fat fingers, I guess.
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2013, 04:03:29 PM »

NO ITS NOT A
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2013, 04:06:00 PM »
At the Sturgis Rally a girl was wearing a T shirt that said "I own the ______, I make the rules."

One I used to have:  "Alcohol and calculus don't mix  Don't drink and derive"

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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2013, 04:18:22 PM »
OK .. someone mentioned bikers .. on the back of a bikers shirt:: "if you can read this the b----- fell off.

And one for the astronomers, "if it isn't cold and dark it doesn't matter".. that may require some thought.

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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2013, 04:42:24 PM »
I had one that I wore when I was bouncing that said simply "Don't make me F--- you up"

My new favorite is a work out shirt that says "Ask your Doctor if getting off your ass is right for you"
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2013, 04:47:36 PM »
"There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

I've seen a funny variant of that:  "There are 10 kinds of people... those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2013, 05:32:33 PM »
Geeks rule!
Another I had made up said,

1E+10!

That's how many brain cells I've killed drinking beer.

Gimme a whiskey on the rocks!
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2013, 05:55:29 PM »
Took me awhile to find where I filed this!
This is the 3rd shirt I had made up.

I wanted this specifically for my (then) frequent trips to the local VFW watering hole. The hope was that someone sitting on a bar stool next to me would suddenly figure out they could read it in the wall-length mirror behind the bar.

Most people thought it was some foreign language.


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« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2013, 06:12:04 PM »
Took me awhile to find where I filed this!
This is the 3rd shirt I had made up.

I wanted this specifically for my (then) frequent trips to the local VFW watering hole. The hope was that someone sitting on a bar stool next to me would suddenly figure out they could read it in the wall-length mirror behind the bar.

Most people thought it was some foreign language.


:lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:
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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2013, 06:18:01 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:
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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2013, 06:51:54 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:

You may not believe this, but I can write backwards in longhand IF I use my left hand.....my wife says it's more legible than when I write normally with my right hand! >:(
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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2013, 07:00:53 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:

You may not believe this, but I can write backwards in longhand IF I use my left hand.....my wife says it's more legible than when I write normally with my right hand! >:(

Rare, but not uncommon. You might like to read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_writing
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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2013, 07:15:39 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:

You may not believe this, but I can write backwards in longhand IF I use my left hand.....my wife says it's more legible than when I write normally with my right hand! >:(
We always knew that you were 'weird' Wolfy :lol:
Just kidding ;)
That's pretty interesting. I don't think I've ever heard of that before ???
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« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2013, 07:30:02 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:

You may not believe this, but I can write backwards in longhand IF I use my left hand.....my wife says it's more legible than when I write normally with my right hand! >:(

Rare, but not uncommon. You might like to read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_writing


I read the article and it said "accidental" brain damage may enhance the mirror writing ability.  I'm sorry to report that most of my brain damage was intentional. :P
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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2013, 07:45:45 PM »

 :lol:
I like that OP :thumbsup:

I actually had 3 people read it without using a mirror! I'm still friends with all three.  :rofl:

You may not believe this, but I can write backwards in longhand IF I use my left hand.....my wife says it's more legible than when I write normally with my right hand! >:(

Rare, but not uncommon. You might like to read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_writing


I read the article and it said "accidental" brain damage may enhance the mirror writing ability.  I'm sorry to report that most of my brain damage was intentional. :P

 :lol: :hail:
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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2013, 07:53:56 PM »

I read the article and it said "accidental" brain damage may enhance the mirror writing ability.  I'm sorry to report that most of my brain damage was intentional. :P

I caught up with a buddy of mine at the club one night after trying find him for his opinion on a technical problem I was working.

Didn't do me much good, though. He says, "I have one brain cell left. It's drunk and you're teasing it!"  :rofl:
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Re: Favorite T-shirt, Cozy, or coffee cup sayings
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2013, 08:05:32 PM »
still like my sig ...its from my favorite t-shirt
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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2013, 08:08:09 PM »
One man's damage is another man's "modding" :D

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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2013, 08:24:54 PM »
The coffee cup on my desk:  "I'm on my way to a meeting to discuss what we met about at our last meeting."

T-Shirt:  "I don't have ADD, it's just that... oh, look!  a squirrel!"

Along those lines ...

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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2013, 10:21:00 PM »
  I'm sorry to report that most of my brain damage was intentional. :P

I'll drink to that!

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« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2013, 04:51:51 AM »
The back of my airplane trailer had a great saying on it. " Get a higher Education, Learn to fly! "

My hard core off road jeep had a license plate. XJONDROX. Or XJ on the rocks. The bumper had Shaken not stirred. where shaken each letter was higher lower higher and the stirred the letters rolled 360 degrees.

Also had
Get in
Sit Down
Shut Up &
HOLD ON!

Not legible so much anymore...



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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2013, 10:03:40 AM »
...

Also had
Get in
Sit Down
Shut Up &
HOLD ON!


I had a license plate holder with that printed on it. Took it off my Scout and put it on my Bronco. My wife says I should have saved it for my Samurai. LOL!
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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2013, 11:56:10 AM »
Cool. It fit my driving style for sure. I've seen some serious sami's too. Lot's of after market parts and upgrades. cheap too.
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2013, 03:42:03 PM »


"Exhaustipation" 
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2013, 04:56:05 PM »
I have one that says D.A.D.D. Flanked by a pair of AK47s.  The text reads dads against daughters dating .  My daughter hates it!!!
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« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2013, 08:36:22 PM »
My daughter gave me one last year, and I still have mixed emotions about it.
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First...I was a good boy
Then...I became a nice kid
After that...I was a great guy
Later...I grew to be a fine man
Now...I'm just an old fart
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2013, 03:33:47 PM »
The voices in my head dont like you.

My wife really likes my Atari shirt...just the old Atari logo.  Im partial to my AC DC tour shirt and my Return of the Jedi shirt.

You other Jeepers should like the one I get in trouble with the most....
Its from All Things Jeep...their National Topless Day tee...the first annual.  Man I get nasty looks from that one!
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« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2013, 09:17:55 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2013, 09:50:47 PM »
Tonight I wish I'd had a green shirt that said "Kiss my Irish Arse" but I don't have any St. Patties' T shirts :/

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Sorry for the BUMP, but I hate starting new, duplicate threads.....

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Tee Shirt Reads,
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« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2017, 02:06:22 PM »
"You're out of your mind."
"That's between me and my mind."
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« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2017, 02:09:17 PM »
"I'm so broke I can't pay attention."

"HUKED ONN FONIX WERKS FOR MEE"

"Man cannot live on bread alone. That's why there's beer and pretzels!"

"It puts the armor of the Lord on its skin or it gets the hose again!"

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delete.  2 much
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